Saturday, May 31, 2014

Saturday, April 5, 2014

Espadrilles

 Espadrilles <3

In the spring / summer time we all love easy-to-wear shoes, don't we?

Beside ballerinas, sandals, peep-toes etc. there are some shoes I really

enjoy wearing, because they're 

1. light

2. made of cotton and linen/rope

3. slippers, i.e. NO SHOELACES yeeey

4. available in every possbile color

5. cheap.

Here are some, click on the link underneath for more infos:

Classic white

ESPADRIJ Striped + other 13 colors

 Bright Yellow


Lilac

Pink

Red

Aloha


Chipie



Flowers

 Bellini


Flossy

Canvas

Other not-so-cheap espadrilles:

 

 



Thursday, March 6, 2014

Strange Things You Can Buy

These here are the most peculiar things you can buy

Made in Japan

don't ask me where to buy and how much they cost,

or I will ask you: WHY ON EARTH would you need these?

:)

this should pump up your lips. just like that

 this is a pillow-mask-hoodie-glove-beanie, used when someone should rob you nicely & easily, 

since you do not hear and do not see


 oh, here come some amazing face lifters


 is it a bird? is it a plane? nooooo, it's super-housewife!


is it a sock? is it grandma's underwear? noooo, it's a super face stretcher, 

tested "scientifically" with a thermographic camera! WOW!

this one here's called "face upper anti-aging mouthpiece" - whatever that might be and whatever it might bring

this amazing mask for chin and cheeks will work wonders during your sleep, as if some invisible hands are constantly giving you a massage. I don't want to know what happens to your ears

this must be a joke... a "breast gymnastics hand massager"- in case your hand is too short? 

or your boyfriend has no fingers?

reminds me of Peter Griffin's but-scratcher

Bodymaker Face Slimmer Mask - in case your face is too fat. fits all sizes hahaha

if you don't have enough money for a rhinoplasty... don't buy this, save some money for a professional surgery!

I don't even know how this plastic thing is supposed to work

fact is: nothing but

1. good genes

2. healthy nutrition

3. drinking plenty of water

4. avoiding too much sun exposure

5. quitting smoking

6. a good foundation (to hide the wrinkles)

7. sport

can help you in these cases. 

no super moisturizing creams, no plastic supports, no nylon, polyurethane, silicone masks, 

no invisible hands there!

These things would make some funny gifts though.