Strange Things You Can Buy

These here are the most peculiar things you can buy

Made in Japan

don't ask me where to buy and how much they cost,

or I will ask you: WHY ON EARTH would you need these?

:)

this should pump up your lips. just like that

 this is a pillow-mask-hoodie-glove-beanie, used when someone should rob you nicely & easily, 

since you do not hear and do not see

 oh, here come some amazing face lifters

 is it a bird? is it a plane? nooooo, it's super-housewife!

is it a sock? is it grandma's underwear? noooo, it's a super face stretcher, 

tested "scientifically" with a thermographic camera! WOW!

this one here's called "face upper anti-aging mouthpiece" - whatever that might be and whatever it might bring

this amazing mask for chin and cheeks will work wonders during your sleep, as if some invisible hands are constantly giving you a massage. I don't want to know what happens to your ears

this must be a joke... a "breast gymnastics hand massager"- in case your hand is too short? 

or your boyfriend has no fingers?

reminds me of Peter Griffin's but-scratcher

Bodymaker Face Slimmer Mask - in case your face is too fat. fits all sizes hahaha

if you don't have enough money for a rhinoplasty... don't buy this, save some money for a professional surgery!

I don't even know how this plastic thing is supposed to work

fact is: nothing but

1. good genes

2. healthy nutrition

3. drinking plenty of water

4. avoiding too much sun exposure

5. quitting smoking

6. a good foundation (to hide the wrinkles)

7. sport

can help you in these cases. 

no super moisturizing creams, no plastic supports, no nylon, polyurethane, silicone masks, 

no invisible hands there!

These things would make some funny gifts though.

TWITTER SELFIE at the OSCARS

Best part of the show tonight:

the selfie Ellen DeGeneres took with

Jared Leto, Jennifer Lawrence, Meryl Streep, Channing Tatum, Julia Roberts, Lupita Nyong'o and her brother, Brad Pitt, Angelina, Kevin Spacey

aaaaand Bradley Cooper!